What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III